Eating Nemo

Flourescent Thought of the Day

Watch this Bad Movie, or I Shoot

Edible Women

Japanese sweet-maker Glico is to introduce girl- and woman-flavoured ice cream just in time for the Summer.
An excellent source of protein!

"You mean we have to eat it?"

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
And queasy turns the stomach that has to eat one.

First Glimpse of J.K. Rowling's Novel for Adults

Abandoned by Ginny and starting a new life as an alcohol- and drug-addicted Oxford don, everyone's favourite wizard battles a reincarnated Voldemort for the Booker Prize. All this and more in the eagerly awaited, Harry Potter: the Middle Years.

Garlic Headgear

The Paris Winter 2012 -13 shows are full of it.
As it were.

Is Michael Moore Pregnant?

His publicist insists he isn't, but that's what they all say.

Over to Bob on the Skycam...

Sexy Canadian Nuns Shock Fascist Spaniards

"Obscenity", an exhibition of 50 photographs by the Canadian artist Bruce LaBruce, includes a portrait of Spanish actress Rossy de Palma in a black and white habit and see-through corset with a rosary between her teeth.

Now you may be saying to yourself, "Bruce LaBruce"? Pull the other one, Dr. Phibes. I swear on my wife's nipples I'm not making this up. What is more, the said exhibition has elicited cries of shame from none other than the Francisco Franco Society (I kid you not. That really is its name. They hold joint meetings with the Adolph Hitler League and the Mussolini Association. All right, that's not true.)

Such a clash of pretentious, predictable lefty "art" and troglodyte right-wing madness is surely not to be missed! Book those flights to Madrid while there's still time!

Moody's to Downgrade Goldman Sachs?

Seems the stealing from your own customers to play the markets then having the government insure your profits game ain't what it used to be.

In separate news, Satan is reported to be complaining that Hell is warm.

He's also reportedly preparing to foreclose on Heaven

My Wife Remains Dead: a Valentine's Day Lament

Another year gone, and still Victoria has not returned to the land of the living.
I must redouble my efforts to bring her back to me before this time next year.

Musical Marvel from North Korea

Astonishing. And it makes one furious that so much talent must be being wasted north of the DMZ. (Quite aside from the humanitarian horrors.)

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Did You Hear the One About the Miserable Country that Got Three Dictators in a Row from the Same Psychotic Family?

Spreading American Customs, one Smile at a Time

Plastic Surgery Run Riot

If only it were Photoshop!

Vagina Cake

Baked with nothing but 100% organic vaginas!

Vulnavia hopes to make a fortune from these toothsome delicacies.

Coming to (or at? Oh, the perils of prepositions) a supermarket near you!

Movies We Wish Didn't Exist

Or: what is this European obsession with Nazis? Yes this "film" is from 1977, but still.

You can watch a scene by following this link. Stupidity at its stupidest. You have been forewarned.