Cat Dance (Not for those with epilepsy)

So, Pig or Socrates?

Pope Uses Fascist Cash to Finance Catholicism

Intrepid surfer of the interwebs, Keyser Söze, has pointed out to these pages that his Holiness [Yuck, Yuck] "Eggs" Benedict XVIII and all the popes back to 1929 have been financing their interesting view of the world using cash received from Benito Mussolini in exchange for recognizing the Fascist regime in Italy

Banks, shopping centers, bowling alleys, massage parlors, brothels, Popeye's Fried Chickens, all run with the sole intent of spreading papal influence!!! And all the money courtesy of Il Duce.

Japanese Women Now Tallest on Earth!!!

When Japan ended its period of self-imposed isolation in the mid 19th Century, most of its citizens were short by world standards-- four foot seven or eight was not unusual.

However, particularly in the past three or four decades, increased consumption of protein and calcium has led to remarkable changes.

Face Lift of Terror!

Presumably combined with Botox and all the latest help, but the result remains utterly unrealistic. The face isn't that of a normal 50ish male. But it isn't the face of a normal anything, and certainly not believably young, if that was the intention.

The Joker?

"Invasion of the Inhuman Chins"?

And goodness knows what it looks like when not lit perfectly for televisual consumption.

Who cares?

Man Booker Prize goes to Self-published Porn!

 

My Wife's Voluptuous Best Friend - Willing, Horny, and Drunk by American author Dick B. Long has won Britain's prestigious Man Booker Prize, a first for an author available only on Kindle.

As Amazon tells it, "Dick B. Long is a pseudonym for an author who was a career military officer. He writes stories rooted in his own experiences from a very young man through fighting in three wars for his country. He learned as a teenager that women liked him and he liked them. He began writing about the women in his life while deployed to Afghanistan. In the early days after 9-11, his team did not have books to read, so he first wrote his stories to give his men something to read to keep them occupied between missions. The tales proved to be so popular, they were soon e-mailed throughout the command."

Reminiscent of A. A. Milne telling the story of Winnie the Pooh to his young son Christopher. Or of Hugh Lofting, who wrote for his own children the classic Barnyard Buddies, better known under the title, Doctor Dolittle. 

 

TIme Marches Cruelly on! Turning Tess into Nosferatu

The above beauty, and one-time Roman Polanski love object (when she was about 14) has turned into this.

Daddy's little girl, indeed.

The Naughty Bits of Nigella Lawson

Who, for those unfamiliar with this far more interesting English version of Martha Stewart or Julia Child, sometimes dresses like this

Happy New Breasts!!!

Fish Assholes: The New Foodie Trend for 2013

Forget goat smegma or goat penises: fish assholes are the dish of the decade!

Multiple brands to choose from.

And it's not just snooty gourmets who will be tucking in to piscine rectums. The great unwashed can enjoy Campbell's take on this Continental delicacy.

While picky eaters can find organic fish assholes  at Whole Foods in the US and for delivery across Canada try the Orgasmic Box, Edmonton.

Or try catching it yourself

2013 is the Year of the Penis Horse

Lindsay Lohan Workout DVD

The only equipment needed is a cooperative bald guy!

Do These Breasts Make My Head Look Small?

EU Official Photo of the Year

Symbolizing the "European Project's" great success!!!

Christmas Buttocks

A time for joy and frankness.
Or something

Santa Bling

A convention of Santas celebrating a good year on the stock market with a display of their latest babe-magnet finery.