Dr. Phibes' Resurrection Central
If Victoria returned, would she believe her eyes?
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Edible Women
Japanese sweet-maker Glico is to introduce girl- and woman-flavoured ice cream just in time for the Summer.
An excellent source of protein!
Labels:
Japanophilia
Thursday, March 1, 2012
First Glimpse of J.K. Rowling's Novel for Adults
Abandoned by Ginny and starting a new life as an alcohol- and drug-addicted Oxford don, everyone's favourite wizard battles a reincarnated Voldemort for the Booker Prize. All this and more in the eagerly awaited, Harry Potter: the Middle Years.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Sexy Canadian Nuns Shock Fascist Spaniards
"Obscenity", an exhibition of 50 photographs by the Canadian artist Bruce LaBruce, includes a portrait of Spanish actress Rossy de Palma in a black and white habit and see-through corset with a rosary between her teeth.
Now you may be saying to yourself, "Bruce LaBruce"? Pull the other one, Dr. Phibes. I swear on my wife's nipples I'm not making this up. What is more, the said exhibition has elicited cries of shame from none other than the Francisco Franco Society (I kid you not. That really is its name. They hold joint meetings with the Adolph Hitler League and the Mussolini Association. All right, that's not true.)
Such a clash of pretentious, predictable lefty "art" and troglodyte right-wing madness is surely not to be missed! Book those flights to Madrid while there's still time!
Now you may be saying to yourself, "Bruce LaBruce"? Pull the other one, Dr. Phibes. I swear on my wife's nipples I'm not making this up. What is more, the said exhibition has elicited cries of shame from none other than the Francisco Franco Society (I kid you not. That really is its name. They hold joint meetings with the Adolph Hitler League and the Mussolini Association. All right, that's not true.)
Such a clash of pretentious, predictable lefty "art" and troglodyte right-wing madness is surely not to be missed! Book those flights to Madrid while there's still time!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Moody's to Downgrade Goldman Sachs?
Seems the stealing from your own customers to play the markets then having the government insure your profits game ain't what it used to be.
In separate news, Satan is reported to be complaining that Hell is warm.
He's also reportedly preparing to foreclose on Heaven
In separate news, Satan is reported to be complaining that Hell is warm.
He's also reportedly preparing to foreclose on Heaven
Labels:
gimme money,
Unpalatable truths
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
My Wife Remains Dead: a Valentine's Day Lament

Another year gone, and still Victoria has not returned to the land of the living.
I must redouble my efforts to bring her back to me before this time next year.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Musical Marvel from North Korea
Astonishing. And it makes one furious that so much talent must be being wasted north of the DMZ. (Quite aside from the humanitarian horrors.)
If the above doesn't work, please press HERE.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Vagina Cake
Baked with nothing but 100% organic vaginas!
Vulnavia hopes to make a fortune from these toothsome delicacies.
Coming to (or at? Oh, the perils of prepositions) a supermarket near you!
Labels:
Food trends,
Great Marketing Ideas,
Sex
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Movies We Wish Didn't Exist
Or: what is this European obsession with Nazis? Yes this "film" is from 1977, but still.
You can watch a scene by following this link. Stupidity at its stupidest. You have been forewarned.
You can watch a scene by following this link. Stupidity at its stupidest. You have been forewarned.
Labels:
bad films,
bad taste,
European awfulness
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)




















